The opposition has been permitted to begin.
Team diddy leads 38.02–0.00. All nine LARPers starters remain to play. The Ministry considers this a scheduling matter.
THE 2026 CAMPAIGN / BELIEF IS MANDATORY
ONE CREST.
ONE TRUTH.
OUR VERSION.
The official record of LARPers football.
Reality, interpreted by the organization.
01 / THE INAUGURAL ERA
THE LIGHTS ARE ON.
THE EXPECTATIONS ARE
UNREASONABLE.
LARPERS PERFORMANCE COMPLEXHOME TURF. SHARED WITH THE COMMUNITY.
ONE CLUB.ZERO HALF MEASURES.SEVERAL WAIVERS.L / FONE CLUB.ZERO HALF MEASURES.
MINISTRY OF FOOTBALL TRUTHTHE 2026 CAMPAIGN
Kinda Pro Football / Weekly dispatch
HISTORY IS UNDER REVIEW.
The record is official. The meaning belongs to us.
ACTUAL RECORD0–0–0League rank: —
Official Yahoo snapshotSep 10, 2026 · 12:08 PM ET · Scheduled updates; scores are not a live feed.
VERIFY WITH YAHOO WEEK 1 / IN PROGRESS AT LAST CHECKOUTCOME NOT YET RECORDED
THE ORGANIZATION
LARPers
Projected: 123.33
0.00:38.02
THIS WEEK’S OPPOSITION
Team diddy
Projected: 110.62
Players remaining: LARPers 9 · Team diddy 6.
Week 1 verified Sep 10, 2026. Projections are forecasts, not earned points.
THE OFFICIALLY APPOINTED
KEEPERS OF THE CREST.
Week 1 lineup
Loyalty is permanent. Assignments vary.
| Post | Appointed personnel | Game / status | Proj. | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden DanielsMinister of DistributionQB · Was · Bye 7 | Sun 4:25 pm @ Phi EDT | 19.36 | — |
| WR | Chris OlaveCustodian of the SidelineWR · NO · Bye 8 | Sun 1:00 pm @ Det EDT | 15.76 | — |
| WR | Tetairoa McMillanHeir to the BoundaryWR · Car · Bye 5 | Sun 1:00 pm vs Chi EDT | 14.73 | — |
| RB | De’Von AchaneSecretary of AccelerationRB · Mia · Bye 6 | Sun 4:25 pm @ LV EDT | 17.85 | — |
| RB | Breece HallKeeper of the GroundRB · NYJ · Bye 13 | Sun 1:00 pm @ Ten EDT | 15.59 | — |
| TE | Harold Fannin Jr.Appointed Receiver of TrustTE · Cle · Bye 11 | Sun 1:00 pm @ Jax EDT | 10.81 | — |
| FLEX | Bucky IrvingSteward of Forward ProgressRB · TB · Bye 10 | Sun 1:00 pm @ Cin EDT | 13.51 | — |
| K | Jake BatesExecutor of the Final PointK · Det · Bye 6 | Sun 1:00 pm vs NO EDT | 7.96 | — |
| DEF | Los Angeles ChargersDepartment of ResistanceDEF · LAC · Bye 7 | Sun 4:25 pm vs Ari EDT | 7.76 | — |
AUTHORIZED INTERPRETATION
THE PERMANENT RECORD.
Every week, entered into the canon.
Sixteen names. One inevitable movement.
The inaugural roster has been entered into the permanent record. Belief is now an operational requirement.
THE CAMPAIGN LEDGER
All results remain on the record.
| Week | Opposition | Score | Result | Dossier |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Team diddy | 0.00 – 38.02 | live | |
| 2 | Puka my Nakua | — – — | upcoming | |
| 3 | Turn your head and Goff | — – — | upcoming | |
| 4 | Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy | — – — | upcoming | |
| 5 | Rick's Remarkable Team | — – — | upcoming | |
| 6 | Cam | — – — | upcoming | |
| 7 | CEAR | — – — | upcoming | |
| 8 | FBT Virus | — – — | upcoming | |
| 9 | Bandz Emeka Dance | — – — | upcoming | |
| 10 | Team diddy | — – — | upcoming | |
| 11 | Puka my Nakua | — – — | upcoming | |
| 12 | Turn your head and Goff | — – — | upcoming | |
| 13 | Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy | — – — | upcoming | |
| 14 | Rick's Remarkable Team | — – — | upcoming |
PERSONNEL DECREES
THE INSTITUTION EVOLVES.
No verified post-draft personnel changes have been entered into this record.
01 / THE ORGANIZATION
BUILT ON BELIEF. AND A LEAGUE INVITE.THIS IS BIGGER
THAN FOOTBALL.
AS IT WAS WRITTEN.
The crest is a covenant. The roster is a delegation. Every Sunday is a public accounting of private belief. The LARPers were founded on a simple conviction: an institution does not wait for history to recognize it. An institution publishes its own history.
Membership is not a preference. It is a responsibility to the names on the roster, the decisions of the front office, and the future that has already been described in official communications. The record may develop. The mandate is settled.
THE LARPERS STANDARDTHE CREST. THE COLORS. THE COMMITMENT.
UNMISTAKABLY OURS.
02 / CLUB COMMUNICATIONS
OFFICIAL WORD.
OFFICIAL
CLUB
STATEMENT.
CLUB
STATEMENT.
From the front office
The organization has full confidence in the organization.
A statement from the Office of Football Operations.
Facilities & operations
A new era. Same field. Significantly more vision.
Inside the LARPers Performance Complex.
THE
STANDARD
IS THE
STANDARD.
STANDARD
IS THE
STANDARD.
Culture report
Championship habits begin with bringing your own chair.
The little things are, organizationally, enormous.
WHERE GREATNESS HAS A RESERVATION.03 / OUR HOME
WORLD-CLASS
INTENTIONS.
MUNICIPAL
ZONING.
Welcome to the LARPers Performance Complex. An uncompromising football environment. A place where preparation meets possibility, provided the youth soccer program has finished.
100YARDS OF OPPORTUNITY
360°OPEN-AIR VENTILATION
BYOPREMIUM SEATING
04 / THE LARPERS STANDARD
WE DIDN’T COME
THIS FAR TO
ACT NORMAL.
01
PREPARE LIKE IT MATTERS.
Study the board. Know the matchup. Print something out and carry it with purpose.
02
PROTECT THE CULTURE.
Respect the crest. Back your people. Return the cooler in the condition you found it.
03
HONOR THE DOCTRINE.
The weekly dispatch is required reading. Certainty is a shared responsibility. The crest does not ask whether you still believe.
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE GENERAL MANAGER
“The numbers may change.
Our certainty will not.”
COREY
OWNER · GENERAL MANAGER · INTERIM EVERYTHING
THE ORGANIZATION IS NOTHING WITHOUT ITS PEOPLE.
MAKE IT
YOUR PROBLEM.
Wear the colors. Learn the language. Refer to us as “we.”
Your induction into LARPers football begins here.